Disclaimer
Effective Date: September 28, 2025
Last Updated: September 28, 2025
Welcome to TheTreasonTimes.com — where truth occasionally takes a coffee break.
This website is a work of satire, parody, and opinion-based commentary. The content published here is not intended to be factual, nor should it be interpreted as such. If you’re looking for hard news, we recommend your local newspaper — or at least a decent weather app.
1. Satirical Content
All articles, headlines, images, quotes, and stories published on this site are created for comedic, entertainment, or social commentary purposes. Any resemblance to actual people (living, dead, or politically undead), events, or organizations is either purely coincidental or intentionally exaggerated for satirical effect.
If it sounds too ridiculous to be true, it probably is — that’s kind of the point.
2. No Harm Intended
We do not intend to cause harm, spread misinformation, or defame any individual, group, government, pet, or alien overlord. If something you read here offends you, please consider the context and tone — and maybe take a deep breath before emailing us in all caps.
3. External Links
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4. Use at Your Own Risk
By reading or sharing anything from TheTreasonTimes.com, you acknowledge that you understand this is satire. You accept full responsibility for how you interpret, use, or share the content on this site.
Please don’t cite us in your research paper.
5. Contact
If you have questions, complaints, compliments, or conspiracy theories to share, contact:
Carlos R. Padron
📧 Email: carlosrpadron23@gmail.com