Category: Satire

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has sparked both praise and concern across the political spectrum, President Donald J. Trump today unveiled a revised version of the Pledge of … Read More

October 3, 2025 – Washington, D.C. — In a surprise move Tuesday night, former President Donald Trump announced a sweeping new executive order granting the National Guard full nationwide arrest … Read More

Mar-a-Lago, FL — Sept 28, 2025In a move that economists are calling “deeply unserious” and supporters are calling “the second coming of the gold standard,” former President Donald J. Trump … Read More

September 28, 2025 — Dallas, TX A shocking new peer‑reviewed study has revealed that thousands of diesel mechanics across the United States may be deliberately sabotaging the very trucks they’re … Read More

Moscow, Russia — Sept 28, 2025In a move that has stunned the international community and defied every known legal standard, a Russian military court has sentenced a 2-year-old Ukrainian toddler … Read More

“People will look up and see greatness. Or at least my cheekbones.” September 27, 2025 – Washington, D.C. In a spectacle that stunned the political world — and nearly knocked … Read More