Terms & Conditions
Effective Date: September 28, 2025
Last Updated: September 28, 2025
Welcome to TheTreasonTimes.com — a satirical news site built for entertainment, humor, and occasionally, uncomfortable truths.
By accessing or using this website, you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions. If you disagree with any part of these terms, please refrain from using the site (or at least don’t take our jokes seriously).
1. Acceptance of Terms
By using TheTreasonTimes.com, you acknowledge that this site is intended for satirical and entertainment purposes only, and you agree to use it in a lawful and respectful manner.
2. Intellectual Property
All original content, including articles, images, and logos, is the property of TheTreasonTimes.com unless otherwise stated. You may share or quote material with proper attribution and a link back to the source.
Do not:
- Copy full articles without permission
- Repackage our content as your own
- Use our logo or branding for commercial purposes
3. User Conduct
You agree not to post or transmit anything through this site that:
- Is unlawful, abusive, defamatory, or threatening
- Contains hate speech, spam, or malicious software
- Violates the rights of others (including privacy or intellectual property)
We reserve the right to delete comments, ban users, or block IPs if you act like a jerk.
4. Commenting Policy
We love good conversation — even disagreement — but keep it civil. Comments that are off-topic, offensive, or purely self-promotional may be removed at our discretion.
This is a satire site, not a war zone.
5. No Warranties
TheTreasonTimes.com is provided “as is” and “as available.” We make no guarantees about the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of any content — because, well, a lot of it is made up.
We’re not responsible if:
- You misinterpret a joke
- Your grandma gets mad
- Someone cites us in court (please don’t)
6. External Links
We may link to other websites, but we have no control over them. Those sites are governed by their own terms and policies.
7. Termination
We reserve the right to block or ban users who violate these terms — especially if you can’t take a joke and start legal threats over satire.
8. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms & Conditions at any time. If we do, we’ll update the “Last Updated” date at the top of this page. Your continued use of the site means you accept any changes.
9. Contact
For questions about these terms, or to report any issues:
Carlos
📧 Email: thetreasontimes@gmail.com